Oh hello! So glad you came! Please help yourself to a snack.
I'm Inessa and I like people. Even you, despite all your flaws. I'm also fun to be around. Don't believe me? Check this out. Still not convinced? What about this?
Yep. I'm pretty great. Although I don't like to brag in public, I sure do like to brag in private. Here's a list of my accomplishments:
- Gemini Award winning actress
- Canadian Comedy Award winner and 5 time nominee
- Once told an old man to "fuck off"
- Never lies except when she does
- Makes films and television
- invented the internet (it's really taking off!)
- Has NEVER cheated on a man!
Click here to see my resume.
Hey, did I mention I'm a great listener? Click here for popular reactions to your problems.
Well, I've had a great time with you today! Please enjoy our HIR videos and send them to your friends. And also, send me an email if you want.... but please only use calligraphy type font. I want it to feel like a real letter, you know?